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Osu [[Under Fire]]
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« Thread Started on Jul 10, 2008, 2:06am » | |
Many years ago, long before the terrible accident with Mr. Scruffle's cum, there existed a pack of dogs known as the Tittief**kers. Ironically, they were all very, very gay.
Now let us start our benevolent tale on a warm Sunday morning.
Charlie the weiner dog was a pup with a happy life, who's daily life consisted of sucking off other dogs and generally making every day worth it.
Until the day Charlie swallowed far too much semen...it pushed him over the edge, into a pleasure-induced coma.
And when he woke up, he was in the middle of..
DISNEYLAND?
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« Reply #1 on Jul 10, 2008, 10:27pm » | |
There were so many... small children in this place of wonder and happiness.
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« Reply #2 on Jul 11, 2008, 1:27am » | |
Charlie couldn't take this intense amount of happiness. He said, "ROOF ROOF, I must destroy these merry children!"
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« Reply #3 on Jul 11, 2008, 10:41pm » | |
He espied an especially hyper child, and ran up to bite him.
Immediatelly he contracted rabies.
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« Reply #4 on Jul 12, 2008, 2:54am » | |
BLAM. The sun went down. The hyper child turned into a werewolf! Whoo. He started biting other people in Disneyland.
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